kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

2 hours ago with 496,682 notes — via slowbrojuice, © twitter.com


sebastian-chanxdeaththekidto:

"The return of Gorillaz"

2 hours ago with 2,047 notes — via knight-of-spooky, © sebastian-chanxdeaththekidto


josephsk:

brycewestgaard

Pokémon protagonists with their lower halves replaced by their counterparts of the opposite gender.

Here is the source for the male protagonists done by @urizanejyoutyu.

I thought I’d give a go at it too so I did a 2nd one for the female protagonists.

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"Do not call the shorts white trash! Look at this! Look at this! Look what I can do!"

2 hours ago with 33,823 notes — via staruppercut, © brycewestgaard


mythwhiff:

axolottl:

dont do this on people’s vent comics please dont
it makes people feel like shit i have gotten so many of these references . i know superwholock is ~ your life ~ or whatever but dont belittle my experiences and reduce me to this
this isn’t a joke
i am not a reference
i am not something to be made fun of or laughed at
i am not something for your amusement
do not do this

don’t do this with other fandoms either
i don’t care if they look like dave strider, or their mom reminds you of levi, it’s extremely disrespectful

mythwhiff:

axolottl:

dont do this on people’s vent comics please dont

it makes people feel like shit i have gotten so many of these references . i know superwholock is ~ your life ~ or whatever but dont belittle my experiences and reduce me to this

this isn’t a joke

i am not a reference

i am not something to be made fun of or laughed at

i am not something for your amusement

do not do this

don’t do this with other fandoms either

i don’t care if they look like dave strider, or their mom reminds you of levi, it’s extremely disrespectful

2 hours ago with 1,407 notes — via staruppercut, © axolottl


queerbucky:

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

#a song written by bucky barnes circa 1940

2 hours ago with 79,243 notes — via knight-of-spooky, © hauntbear


pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

2 hours ago with 63,590 notes — via promotethisman, © pyropotter


terezi-pie-rope:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.


*pounds gavel*OHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

that could also be a male body tho..or not male or female…or both..or whatever …. just because they have the parts to have a baby doesn’t make it a female body.

terezi-pie-rope:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel*
OHHHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

that could also be a male body tho..or not male or female…or both..or whatever …. just because they have the parts to have a baby doesn’t make it a female body.

2 hours ago with 351,133 notes — via spookyblobjobs, © deadlyart
#really sick of this tbh #:c


tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

2 hours ago with 71,158 notes — via genderpunkrock, © tastefullyoffensive


sneakyfeets:

thlp

sneakyfeets:

thlp

2 hours ago with 91,498 notes — via homestuckmofo, © awwww-cute


nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

2 hours ago with 209,337 notes — via homestuckmofo, © nikaalexandra


reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

2 hours ago with 68,151 notes — via rhydonmyhardon, © reallyreallyreallytrying


dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

2 hours ago with 187,423 notes — via littlefiercegirl, © razzadoops


aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

3 hours ago with 394,511 notes — via do-he-got-a-bowtie, © armisael


3 hours ago with 44,956 notes — via fluffy-sloth99, © simsgonewrong
#blaze it


5i2:

Wtf kid

5i2:

Wtf kid

3 hours ago with 6,138 notes — via staruppercut, © 5i2