We all know that feeling, vending machine
"The return of Gorillaz"
Pokémon protagonists with their lower halves replaced by their counterparts of the opposite gender.
I thought I’d give a go at it too so I did a 2nd one for the female protagonists.
"Do not call the shorts white trash! Look at this! Look at this! Look what I can do!"
dont do this on people’s vent comics please dont
it makes people feel like shit i have gotten so many of these references . i know superwholock is ~ your life ~ or whatever but dont belittle my experiences and reduce me to this
this isn’t a joke
i am not a reference
i am not something to be made fun of or laughed at
i am not something for your amusement
do not do this
don’t do this with other fandoms either
i don’t care if they look like dave strider, or their mom reminds you of levi, it’s extremely disrespectful
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”
#a song written by bucky barnes circa 1940
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
that could also be a male body tho..or not male or female…or both..or whatever …. just because they have the parts to have a baby doesn’t make it a female body.
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”