being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away
Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.
shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
i love white people
what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics
like imagine a baby being born with this
Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” 1501–1504
To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope
Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’
i’m a good person, i deserve expensive underwear and dairy free ice cream.
it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.
No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s