being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

1 minute ago with 234,818 notes — via davehollywood, © vampirevvekend


Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.

4 hours ago with 847 notes — via trashswags, © cknd


shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

4 hours ago with 282,663 notes — via stupid-sophomore-slump, © geizler


You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

5 hours ago with 383,209 notes — via hotboyproblems, © fingerblaster113


i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

5 hours ago with 908,992 notes — via hotboyproblems, © squidwurd


today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

5 hours ago with 725,571 notes — via soft-cuddly-things, © milfhouse


i love white people

18 hours ago with 497,786 notes — via facadeincolor, © kiekstn



what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this


18 hours ago with 38,453 notes — via facadeincolor, © blastortoise

I want messages come talk to me
18 hours ago with 5,589 notes — via facadeincolor, © taralynne12


Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” 1501–1504

18 hours ago with 131,174 notes — via facadeincolor, © c0ssette


To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope


To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

18 hours ago with 108,876 notes — via facadeincolor, © hurried


Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’

18 hours ago with 1,973 notes — via facadeincolor, © totallyfuckingfetch


i’m a good person, i deserve expensive underwear and dairy free ice cream.

18 hours ago with 5,515 notes — via facadeincolor, © yourdeadbeatgirlfriend


it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

18 hours ago with 33,392 notes — via misandry-mermaid, © blastortoise





i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s


18 hours ago with 583,639 notes — via soft-cuddly-things